Sunday, January 18, 2009

Drugs To Grow Taller? Give Me a Break, Shortie!

I keep getting the weirdest spam. I get male organ enlargement spam, I get promises of male arousement. I get all kinds of messages telling me I won the lottery. Every other day someone from a far off land somehow gets my email address and wants to send me all of their dead relative's money. I get countless online offers to make bajillions without any work, all online before breakfast.
But this one takes the cake. Just order up these drugs to grow taller and you will sprout a few inches!
This has to be bull crap. I mean, even a redneck like me can spot an outright scam. I don't believe your willie will grow by sticking it in a vacuum pump, I don't believe I can make a bajillion without doing any work, and I don't believe any drugs are gonna make me taller. They might make me think I'm taller, or they might make me not care that I'm short, or they might make me happy so I forget about my height issues. But they won't make me taller. Get a life, spammers and con artists!

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